Poor old Pete. As one of the most enduringly influential DJs in the world, he’s always gonna have to contend with some opinionated critics. But we’ve uncovered two instances where the big man is actually being wiped out completely. Yes, as in ‘whacked’, ‘disapeared’, ‘bumped off’ and ’silenced’!

Surely using Serato to DJ and saying “we continue…” a bit too often doesn’t deserve such brutal treatment? Well, check this hilarious video by MTV’s Strutter entitled DJs Are Vermin, where Tong himself pays the ultimate, bloody price for being a DJ…